Floors that are so slanted, children could race marbles on them.
I have a bag of marbles, just gotta find me some children!!
Round things, like tubes of chap-stick, will roll off the nightstand if you don't stand it up-right and will keep on rolling as if in competition with those marbles!
Almost every piece of furniture needs a shim or wedge to stop it from rocking. But even then it doesn't prevent it from looking like it belongs in the "crooked little house owned by the crooked little man". This dresser is so slanted in "person" that my OCD-self has to refrain from paying too close attention. If you look at the right side of the dresser you see that it is closer to the wall at the base of the mirror than higher up.
Door hinges that were made back-in-the-day when there was "pride in workmanship".
Evidence of the time when the house had hydro installed. There were two or three of these holes in every room that was papered. It's how they "fished" the hydro cords to the switches.
Pictures, kinda spooky ones, fall out of the "woodwork" literally.!!!
And when you Google the names on the tombstone you find this picture, the owner of the house, before John Smith, and husband of poor Nellie May (1919-1941) who died in childbirth.
You have the kind of basement that salamanders thrive in. We've found two healthy specimens so far!
The panes in the windows give everything enough of a warp that sometimes you are unable to identify the bird sitting on a branch just outside it. Also, plants may grow between the inside and storm windows.
You have extra chimney holes in the ceilings and floors.
The floor boards, for all that they look amazing and you love their days-gone-by appeal, have massive gaps between them. They were installed before the wood was dry. Now thanks to shrinkage you have to vacuum out the dirt since sweeping doesn't help much.
There are hooks everywhere....as opposed to closets.
Out of a dozen or more doors, very few latch. With the heaving and settling that happened over a hundred plus years, most of the face plates and latch bolts on the door don't even line up with the hole and strike plate on the door frame. (Yes, I had to Google "door knob parts" or else I would have being saying "the thing-a-ma-bob isn't connecting with the watcha-ma-call-it".)
See where the paint is scraped away? No latching there!!
Door knobs (or the lack of them) and key holes look like this.
Door frames....look like this.....plus they are surrounded by old plaster....
There is horse hair in the plaster. Poor horses. Just how did they "donate" hair?
You call the always-on-the-ready collection of mouse traps throughout the house......
.... "The Trap-line".
The zillions of cluster-flies threaten to turn you into a crazy person. The evil pleasure and wicked laughs you give after a particularly difficult "kill" leave your family worried about your sanity. Having to deal with these flies means there is a fly-swatter on each level and vacuums with long hoses ready for service.
(I know!!! Christmas stocking stuffers!! Everyone can have their own personal fly swatter for their room!! Brilliant!)
There are "layers" and covered-over things. Layers of wall-paper, plaster, drywall, plywood and paneling that covers where doors and windows used to be. Seems like the front door was sacrificed to make room for the modern "water-closet".
Out-buildings are on-the-lean and in need of restoration themselves and full of collectibles (would-have-been-collectibles if they had of been properly stored that is)
There is antique farm equipment in the woods with trees growing through it.
And this car, although not a hundred years old, looked ancient enough to make it in this post. :)
Then there's things like this.....where you have no idea what it was for....
Anybody getting on the "antique-side" themselves that know what it is? ;)